When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 

Right beside the corn and the peas 

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 

One day science will re-animate me 



Oh I heard about the rich who when they die 

Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise 

I know we can't afford to hire no company 

When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously 



But we got that freezer up on top our fridge 

Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big 

How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire 

So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere 



When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 

Right beside the corn and the peas 

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 

One day science will re-animate me 



Oh I know baby, you're up for the task 

You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap 

Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern 

That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn 



When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 

Right beside the corn and the peas 

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 

One day science will re-animate me 



Oh when I thaw, when I thaw 

Hope my new body's six feet tall or more 

And if you can't find a man in time 

Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur 



Oh you'll see my face each night in your dreams 

And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream 

But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth 

When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first 



When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 

Right beside the corn and the peas 

You can dispose of my body at your leisure 

You know, I don't think that it ever suited me 



When I'm dead put my head in the freezer 

Right beside the corn and the peas 

I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear 

One day science will re-animate me