I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool 

or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool 

He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny 

he's just your everyday dumb guy 



dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best 

you rarely hear a dumb guy getting something off his chest 

they didnt notice you leave so they dont ask where you've been 

you always know exactly where they've been 



dumb guys... get all the good looks 

dumb guys...dont own alot of books 

dumb guys... read the comic strips 

dumb guys... and move their lips 

dumb guys... got alot of dumb friends 

dumb guys... break a bottle on their heads 

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys 



dumb guys all got hearts of gold and brains made out of goo 

he don't know what he don't know and hes not expected to 

if he stares off into space, don't mean he's lost in thought 

probably means hes lost 



it's always fun to spot the dumb guy in the bar 

how much you wanna bet that he can lift a car 

and you should punch him in the gut as hard as you can 

then lets all watch that dumb guy dance 



dumb guys...get all the good looks 

dumb guys...don't own alot of books 

dumb guys...read the comic strips and 

dumb guys...and move their lips 

dumb guys...got hot girlfriends 

dumb guys...play defensive end 

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys 



they are never to sensitive 

not the least bit inquisitive 

you know them you love them you hang out with them 

sometimes you even vote for them 



dumb guys...get all the good looks 

dumb guys...dont own alot of books 

dumb guys...read the comic strips 

dumb guys...and move their lips 

dumb guys...their spoons dont bend 

dumb guys...could be president 

everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys