Watching television one afternoon 

Looking for a movie or a good cartoon 

Stop by a station's commercial break 

And suddenly I'm faced with a heartache 



The woman of my dreams is plain in view 

Selling me a can of liver stew 

I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 



Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 



You steal my heart 

And you take my soul 

Everytime I see you 

Fill Fido's bowl 



Now I watch TV twenty hours a day 

Just to watch your commercials play 

If someday your love were in reach 

I'd be all yours honey 



You could put me on a leash 

You love that dog, could you love a man? 

I make my own gravy when you show that can.. 

I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 



Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 



You steal my heart 

And you take my soul 

Everytime I see you 

Fill Fido's bowl 



I figure the only way she'll notice me 

Is if I buy what she's selling on TV 

So I go down to the local shopping mall 

Head to the pet store and buy it all 



Go to the bank and empty my savings 

So I can buy more of what Spot is craving. 

Spent all my monet by accident 

Can't buy groceries or pay the rent 



Got evicted now I live on the street 

Crunchy kibble's all I got to eat 

My breath is real bad 

And my tongue's turning black 



But I got a nice shiny coat and hair on my back! 

I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 



Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

You steal my heart 



And you take my soul 

Everytime I see you 

Fill Fido's bowl 

(*dogs barking*) 



I said Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 

Dogfood (Dogfood) 

Dogfood Woman 



You steal my heart 

And you take my soul 

Everytime I see you 

Fill Fido's bowl