I once had a dog named Bob
And Bob's a funny name for a dog
If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob
My neighbour's name is also Bob
And every time I call my dog
My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog

Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob
I'm looking for my dog
Have you seen my dog named Bob?
My dog named Bob

Bob the dog drank antifreeze
I got a new dog named Jeez
So I could yell "Oh Jeez!" just when I please
And when Jehovah's Witnesses

Come to my house in Saturdays
I ask them if they'd like to witness Jeez
Holy Jeez, they fell on their knees
They beg me, "Please, can we meet Jeez, pretty please?"
Oh Holy Jeez

Well those Jehovah's Witnesses
Called the Humane Society
They took my Jeez away from me
And then the Catholic diosces
Made a big deal out of Jeez
And now I have to pay to go see Jeez

Hey, Jeez, remember me?
Remember the beach and playing Frisbee with me?
For the love of Jeez