Darling for you 

I think of what I'd so 

To keep you safe and sound 



I would climb the highest mountain 

I would swim the widest sea 

I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground 

I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos 

I would catch a storm of killer bees 

I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword 



If I didn't know what this could do to me 

Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous) 

I'd really like to do it 

But I might get hurt 



It's dangerous (too dangerous) 



I don't feel like bleeding 

On my brand new shirt 

You might call me cowardly 

Or say I'll full of fright 

You might call me yellow 

And baby you'd be right! 



So I'd skip across volcanoes full of lava 

I'd even grab a tiger by the tail 

I would make fun of 

A boxing champion's mother 

But my courage and My bowels both would bail



I would fight off a bunch 

Of angry Kosacks 

I would stop a thousand 



Bullets with my hand 

I would laugh 

As my leg was amputated.. 

But baby, I'm not that kind of man! 



Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous) 



I use big words 

But I never do the deed 



It's dangerous (too dangerous) 



I faint like a baby 

If I see somebody bleed 

I haven't got a backbone 

I'm as timid as a mouse 



I would find a cure for this 

But I can't leave the house! 

Cause it's dangerous 

Too dangerous 

Too dangerous 



For meeee! 



For meee! 



For me.