Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 



Aaahhhggggrrr! 

It's just five days till Christmas 

I haven't done a thing 

Don't even have a Christmas tree 



I am panicking 

Most lots are all sold out 

I search until the night 

I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight 



Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 



It's four days till Christmas 

Still have to decorate 

Spend hours in the basement 

Until I find the crate 



Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings 

Tangled in a knot 

Then I spend the day separating what I've got 



Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 



It's three days till Christmas 

I spent all day writing cards 

I started writing letters now I just say best regards 

I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go 



To get gifts for Jim and Jane and 

Tim and Uncle Joe 

(and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....) 



Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 



Two days till Christmas 

A million things to do 

Clean the house 

Put on tea, company is due 



Where are my relatives 

Why haven't they shown up 

I bet they're at the airport 

I forgot to pick them up 



Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Christmas is almost here 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 



Christmas is here 

It's finally Christmas 

The kids wake me up at five 

I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive 



Spend all day serving company 

Then fall down inert 

If these are my holidays 

I'd rather stay at work