I think I got a crush on Celine Dion

the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song

there's something about her, makes me want to feed her

and i'd love to be mister celine dion

She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en français

both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway

she's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion

for Celine, and i'll be hers some day



Chorus:

oh Celine Dion, you soft rock my world

won't you please be my Celine

I'd do anything if you'd be my girl

oh be my girl Celine



I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond

(you don't respond)

you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on

(on and on.....)

I just want to say, je vous aimerais

and I can see your house from my van



Chorus:

oh Celine Dion, you soft rock my world

won't you please be my Celine

I'd do anything if you'd be my girl

oh be my girl Celine

Celine, Celine, Cleine

her skin's so soft and clean

just like porceline

I wish she'd slather me

with a tub of vaseline

that was a little creepy

I'm sorry Celine (Celine) Celine (Celine) Celine

Celine Dion