“Oh-em-gee,

he broke up with me

And now I hate the world-

And I hate you too,” she said.



“Oh-em-gee,

tell me who's that girl

on his Myspace.

I think I'll kill myself,” she said.



Nobody likes an Angry Angelina.

Nobody likes to hang around a Crabby Christina.

You'll never forget your problems

If you use hate to resolve them.

You have to let it go 

and think of all the good things coming.



“Oh-em-gee,

did you look outside?

I can't believe it's snowing-

now I really effing hate my life,” she said.



“Oh-em-gee,

I have no valentine

'cause nobody loves me

and nobody gives a shit,” she said.



You have to be like a Jolly Josephina.

Everybody loves you when you are a Happy Henrietta.

You have to realize 

that you can make it better!

Who cares about the weather 

when you know it's going to change tomorrow?



Bratty Brenda, Mean Melissa

-why ya gotta be so mean?

Jealous Jodie, Catty Cathy

-we don't want you on our team.

Trochal Carol, Sour Sarah

-why ya gotta be so snotty?

Hateful Heather, Bully Brittany

-we don't want you at our party!

(Repeat)



We don't want you at our PARTAAAAY!