one on one is the game
you play to get play
everybody here's lookin' ready to go
now take off your clothes
keep on a shirt
tell us your name, it's a secret

now stand n' be proud
take your neighbors hand
throw her on the ground and play
one on one right there!

stand inside the ring where the deed
is done, what's your pleasure?

Joanna gets on Jesse
and Jealous gets with Pat
Michael gets with Sarah
Sarah's on her back
Genie gets with Jared
and Benjamin with Pam
not to mention me n' Debbie
one on one, oh what a time we had!

Don't fret if your gonna come
when you're finished, get another one
lend your partner to the other fish
recycle as much skin as you wish