Jonny: Anything I can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be
 better, MUCH better than you!
 Mishelle: No, you're not!
 Jonny: Yes I am!
 Mishelle: No, you're not!
 Jonny: Yes I am!
 Mishelle: No, you're not!
 Jonny: Yes I am, YES I AM!!!

 *Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at Jonny*
 Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues singing*

 Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one better! I
 can always think of an insult much better than yours!
 Jonny: It ain't so!
 Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
 Jonny: It ain't so!
 Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
 Jonny: It ain't so!
 Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S SO!!!

 *rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in higher
 tones for
 some time*

 Travis: Oh this is great, they're yelling so much louder! Soon, my
 ears'll be bleeding, I'll be hemorraging!
 Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!
 Claudette: *strains to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not
 think I can HEAR!

 *Jonny taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*

 Jonny: Any trap you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a
 slowpoke, you'll NEVER catch up!
 Mishelle: Dream on!
 Jonny: It's the truth!
 Mishelle: Dream on!
 Jonny: It's the truth!
 Mishelle: Dream on!
 Jonny: It's the truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!

 Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up faster! You're too
 clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
 Jonny: Canine-face!
 Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
 Jonny: Canine-face!
 Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
 Jonny: Canine-face!
 Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY BOY!!

 *Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to fight*

 Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive anything
 better than you!

 *Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to laugh*

 Mishelle: Birds will die!
 Jonny: No they won't!
 Mishelle: Squirrels will die!
 Jonny: No they won't!
 Mishelle: Other animals will die!
 Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!

 Jessie: I don't believe this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget
 about sleeping anytime tonight!
 Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!
 Travis: *covers his ears* I would, but it won't do much good!!

 *Bryce glares at his brother*

 Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse! Heck,
 BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
 Jonny: He does NOT!
 Mishelle: He does TOO!
 Jonny: He does NOT!
 Mishelle: He does TOO!
 Jonny: He does NOT!
 Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES TOO!!!

 Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That hairy
 tarantula's a good prove of that!
 Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
 Jonny: You're a DOG!!
 Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
 Jonny: You're a DOG!!
 Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
 Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A DOG!!!

 *Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the room*

 Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then you'll
 faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!
 Jonny: TOMBOY!!
 Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
 Jonny: TOMBOY!!
 Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
 Jonny: TOMBOY!!
 Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!

 Caludette: Travis, better get out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will
 be having someone here for dinner!!
 *Bandit chomps on Travis' leg*
 Travis: HELP! HE'S EATING THROUGH MY JEANS!!!
 Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can't help it!! He treats you
 like MEAT!!

 *Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still fighting*

 Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget we had a
 really long flight!
 Jonny: It's HER fault!
 Mishelle: It's HIS fault!
 Jonny: DOBERMAN!!
 Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!!
 The rest of the JQ 2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED