Yeah, I know what David said
He has encounters with the dead
And it usually happens when he's busy

They even show up at his home
Why can't they leave the man alone
They've had their lives - they should be sleeping

Now he tells them they are awfully kind
But he has to work - if they don't mind
You should've seen the looks on their faces

Do you know what you just said?
Why can't you respect the dead?
And it all starts to get a little painful and shameful

They say David has to make it right
Or they'll take him to the other side
David jumps before he starts laughing

Hey man, they say, we are the dead
And David says well, I ain't dead yet
Now get your asses out my doorway!
I won't have it your way

Thank you for giving me the morning
Thank you for every day that's new
Thank you for taking care of business
Now I'll take care of you

Thank you for all my friends and brothers
Thank you for everyone I know
And thank you for oh so many others
That have no place to go

Thank you for all your love is boundless
Thank you for being such a gem
Thank you for taking time to make me
The perfect guy I am