Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels.

[BOOM!]

Dot: Quiet!

[CRASH!]



Dot: All I want is quiet

No reason to deny it

I can't take that riot

Quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!



Let me clarify it

The noise I can't defy it

I simply will not buy it

Give me quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!



Now to nullify it

I just won't stand by it

It's time now to bye-bye it

I want quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!



[Moo! Crunch! Chew! Whoot-whoot! Cricket-cricket!]



Dot: I want quiet, quiet, quiet!

This urge, I can't deny it,

To find some peace and quiet,

I'll search both low and high; It

Must be quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!



[Scotland, bagpipes disturb her]



Dot: Quiet!!!



[Paris, France, in the cathedral of Notre Dame]



Dot: (spoken) Ahhhh. Such peace, such joy.



[Bells disturb her]



Dot: Quiet!!!



[Pisa, Italy.  Leaning Tower falls over, disturbing her]



[Map of Africa.  Elephants stampede through map]



Dot: I said quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!



[Desert island, turns out to be volcanic]



[Nepal, high on mountain top]



Dot: (spoken) Yoo-hooooo (Yoo-hooooo...yoo-hooooo)

Ahh.

Hmm.

Gee, it's so quiet.

Too quiet.

Terribly quiet.

Awfully quiet.

AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! (AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!)



Dot: I thought I wanted quiet

I thought I could apply it

But now that I have tried it...

I'm sick and tired of quiet!



[Pulls out boom-box and plays rock version of Animaniacs Theme]



Dot: Hee hee hee hee!