Boy I don't wanna hook you
I don't wanna learn to hate
I don't wanna masturbate
I just wanna roller skate
I just wanna roller skate
I just wanna roller skate
And I don't wanna clean the sink
I don't wanna see another shrink
I wanna hang out with Joleen Miller I think
At the roller rink
At the roller rink
And I don't wanna have to work
I don't wanna see them smirk
I don't wanna wear a skirt
I don't wanna pay the rent
I want back all the money I spent
I wanna know where the hell it went
I don't wanna clean the sink
I don't wanna see another shrink
I wanna hang out with Joleen Miller I think
At the roller rink
At the roller rink

Someday maybe I'll wait for you
Even though you've said we're through
And if you learn how to do it too
Our dreams become true