Voice One:
You want some of this?
You want a piece of me?
Who’s your daddy biotch
oh shit, oh shit, shit, oh fuck . . .

Voice Two:
What are you doing?

Voice One:
Where the fuck did those rockets come from?
This game is totally beat
oh, oh, shit!
Come on now!
Oh, what was that?
That is so not fair
that is so not fair
I keep hitting this X button and nothing happens
shit! oh shit, shit
this controller is totally broken
seriously, it’s fucked up,
it’s fucked up
dude, this sucks

Voice Two:
No, you suck