Second glance, I am a catalyst
Don't miss your chance
Personify weakness, multiply

The conduit speaks out on our enemies
While the king maker weeps
He personifies weakness, multiplied

A real clever trick for a bear
We all saw you standing there
I am leaving my home town
Once again for another year

The host with the most
Speaking on travesties with his pants down

A real clever advert for beer
Two more times in a single year
I am singing my heart out
One more time for the home town crowd

That's a real clever trick for a bear
We all saw you standing there
I am leaving my home town
Once again for another year