Erection?
Did we use protection?
Was there even erection?
This is just like my mommy warned.
This is just how new babies are born.

I wore no condom, you eat no pills.
Still we had to prove our fucking skills.
Don’t come inside me please!
Don’t give me some filthy disease!

What the fuck were we thinking last night?
I can’t even remember what it was like.
By the way.. What’s your name? I can’t recall.
I should have just passed out on the floor