I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW
WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING
I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED
I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID
ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR
ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS
YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS
YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID
ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE

LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND 
UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND