You threw her down a flight off stairs
Your son came home with 4 D's and an F
You kicked him i the balls and the face

If I was a cop called at your house
I'd congratulate you for beating your spouse
I'd shake your hand for beating your son
If he was my son, I'd take out my gun

Your teenage daughter came home pregnant for the 3rd or 4th time
You put on your boots and kicked her in the stomach
Then you caught your wife sucking the milkman's dick
So you threw her down the stairs again

If I was a cop, called to your house
I'd offered to shoot your no good spouse
If I had to deal with your teenage slut
I'd gladly kick her in the gut