VERSE
I remember you were that cool kid
All the girls would admire
Everything was just fine
Talking about getting drunk every weekend
Cheating on your fifth girlfriend
Man what a guy

You played it off
You laughed at us
Then lift your truck
And turned it up for the whole school to hear
Everything is indicating that he's compensating for lacking in size

CHORUS
Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now
It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great
I'll be just fine here livin' my dream

VERSE 2
I remember you were that hot chick
Everyone's first kiss
Yeah you knew what to do
Caking on makeup and fake tans
Getting high with your girlfriends
Sleeping with every dude
You walked and played it tough
Acting like you had it rough with your new mercedes and diamond rings
No one is falling for your trashy class act
You need attention like crack it seems

CHORUS
Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now
It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great
I'll be just fine here livin' my dream

BRIDGE
Livin' my dream

CHORUS
Nobody cares about your real stunna shades
How many times you got laid
Tell me where in life are you now
It's sad to see that you're still living with mom
Working a 9-5 job pullin' in that minimum wage
Workin' at wawa man that sounds great
Now you sit down there listen behave
Everyone here sees that you're all fake
I'll be just fine here livin' my dream
Livin' my dream
Livin' my dream