Words and music by Amy Ray 

We were talking ticket slump
We'd try to put our finger on it
Quantify the undoing of each little step
And its just a lack of press
And the refrigerator down at the boys club
With its little magnets of poetry
And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me
Ah yeah blow me now 

Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
Gave the boys what they deserve
But with the girls he lost his nerve 

Whoo hoo now
Hoo 

In every post punk bar
There's a dressing room wall
Where the rockboy band
Will make its mark
A hundred different pictures of private parts
And some girl going down
And there's that faggot bashing poetry
But the boys are just saying love me please
With every hate filled phrase
They just give it away
Ah boys you give yourself away 

You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader
Gave the boys what they deserve
But with the girls he lost his nerve 

Whoo hoo now
Hoo ooh ooh ooh
Yeah whoo hoo now
Hoo ooh ooh ooh 

Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace
But its a demographic based disgrace
And a stupid secret white boy handshake
That we'll never be part of
So when its dj blow and the morning show
I give you one hundred reasons to just say no
And I said come on girls lets go right now
Oh girls lets go right now 

Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners
Ain't no man could ever own her
With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve 

Lucystoners don't need boners
Ain't no man that'd ever own her
With the boys she had the nerve
Gonna give the girls what they deserve 

Ah whoo hoo
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
Yeah
Whoo hoo now
Ooh 

I said lucystoners don't need boners
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Lucy stoners don't need boners
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Whoo ooh ooh ooh
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Ah whoo
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Yeah
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
Whoo
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
(Lucystoners don't need boners)
(Lucystoners don't need boners)