You've marched to your pomp and your circumstance bravely
You're starched you're a formal affair and I can't breathe
You're smart you know all those big words and their meanings
But you aren't very good at remembering small things

You say that you love me but I ask you how much
So you spread your arms wide 'til behind you your thumbs touch
And you hold that position as I add it all up
In cold hard mathematical terms you're in love

Hold me, don't think too hard about it
Would common sense allow it?
You wait too long and you'll lose me
Just do it when you get the urging
Oh, it's not rocket surgery
Oh, when you know you love someone, it's easy

Your book heavy head is so weighted with deep thoughts
As you lay in my lap and we struggle with small talk
Try writing it down but you trip on writers block
So we just "hmmm mmm mmm" on and on and on and on

Hold me, don't think too hard about it
Would common sense allow it?
You wait too long and you'll lose me, yeah
Do it when you get the urging
Oh, it's not rocket surgery
Oh, when you know you love someone, it's easy

We're a pair, you're smart,  I'm romantic
Kiss like you care your mouth is mechanical
Words are air, over my head they blow
So blink once if you like it
And blink twice if you don't
Three times, if you love it
And then just keep them closed, yeah

Oh, yeah, hold me, don't think too hard about it
Would common sense allow it?
You wait too long and you'll lose me
Do it when you get the urging
Oh, it's not rocket surgery
Oh, when you know you love someone 

Oh, yeah, hold me, don't think too hard about it
Would common sense allow it?
You wait too long and you'll lose me
Do it when you get the urging
Oh, it's not rocket surgery
Oh, when you know you love someone, it's easy
So easy
Were a pair, you're smart, I'm romantic
Kiss like you care your mouth is mechanical
Words are air and over my head they blow
So blink once, once if you like and blink twice
Twice if you don't three times, three times if you love
It and then just keep them closed