In the morning goodbye kisses
And all the misters kiss the misses
Before leaving for the office
But we're not grieving
We've got chocolate
And I'd choose it over you
Any day

I say diamonds, you can't afford 'em
So I say mansions, you say mortgage
We start to argue, I say "you win"
You have your victory
I have my chocolate
And I'd choose it over you
Any day

I'm leaving traces, dirty spoons
I'm getting careless and pretty soon
You're gonna catch me in the act
And we'll try couples therapy
But I know that won't help
'Cos she's a woman
She'll agree with me

It's been a hard day at the office
So I'll surprise you in my lace pajamas
But before things get hot and heavy
I hear you snoring
You're fast asleep

So in the darkness I sneak to the kitchen
Where my chocolate has been hiding
'Cos I'd choose it over you
Any day