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I called my dealer and she said
Jason not today
Baby just not right now
Call me back in about an hour
So I sit and I stoop
What the fuck am I gonna do
What I want I want right now
I can't sit around for an hour

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OK now

So I head to my couch
I lift the cushions then I scout
For just a little bit
A little drip for a little fix
With some luck I find that residue
Just enough so it'll do
I take myself a blast
I'm high but it wont last

Then I get the call I've been waiting for
J we got what you're looking for
I head right out the door
Because it's time to score

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I'm a hipster peter pan
Tinker bell is my best friend,
We go half on a bag,
Cut it up and have a blast
It's a high unlike any other high I've had before
My god I truly love it
I think I need some more
'Cos weed makes me paranoid
Liquor makes me slow
Sloppy sedents do big(?)
I always end up on the floor
Heroin well that's for fools
But I heard it's a real good time
Cocaine you're so perfect
Would you be my wife?

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Cocaine is awesome
It's really really awesome
Stupendously awesome
Outrageously awesome
Fantastically awesome
Religiously awesome
Unbelievable awesome
Truly fucking awesome
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome
Cocaine is awesome