He reels around the nightclub  
like the hubcaps off of a car 
That just crashed into a sign that said 
"This way to the nightclub." 

He says you ain't worth a dime  
to his life support systems 
They still keep him talking  
on the chance that he'll say something 

Don't you feel the decks rolling 
I think that we're on a stormy sea 
I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen 
He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me." 

He's just trying to breathe some new life into the jukebox 
But it doesn't take his crap it just keeps on staring back
And the quarters that he pours down its throat 
Well they're just starting to get his goat 
The song plays, 
"I gave you everything and I never got anything back." 

Don't you feel the decks rolling 
I think that we're on a stormy sea 
I'm having trouble keeping down the light that I've stolen 
He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me." 

He went fishing in the ocean  
and all he got was a couple of tires 
And they came up dripping with emotion 
And you know how fisherman are liars 
The five hundred thousand dollar country guitar  
sits at home sad and lonely 
No one has any pity for the life of the party 

Don't you feel the decks rolling 
I think that we're on a stormy sea 
He's having trouble keeping down the light  
that he's stolen 
He said, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me."