Song: Eels

 

 The kids are diggin' up a brand new hole 

 Where to put deadbeat mom 

 Grandpa's happy watching video porn 

 With the closed-caption on 

 And father knows best 

 About suicide and smack 

 Well, hee hee hee 

 

 Cancer for the cure 

 Cancer for the cure 

 Buckle-up and endure now baby 

 Cancer for the cure 

 

 'Ol blue eyes is back again 

 But he was never here in the first place 

 A heart attack may be something to fear 

 But take a look out back 

 'Cause Courtney needs love 

 And so do I 

 Well, hee hee hee 

 

 Cancer for the cure 

 Cancer for the 

 Cure my baby 

 Buckle-up and endure now sweet thing 

 The cancer for the cure