We watch you
Your expert double X's
It's just like you 
To paint those whiter fences

It's so polite, it's so polite
It's offensive, it's offensive
It's so unright, it's so unright
It's a technical, accept it

But who needs love when there's law and order
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
And who needs love at all

We stalk you 
Your expert double X's
We oxidize you in your sleep
There's no exit, there's no exit

You're on a roll, you're on a roll
No one gets it, no one gets it
Your honor, no, your honor
Can't protect us, protect us

But who needs love when there's law and order
And who needs love when there's Southern Comfort
And who needs love 
When the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I'm so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I'm getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Someday, someday, Leeds United

Bugsy Malone came to carry you home
And they're taking you all to the doctor
Burberry vices, all sugary spices
It's nice but it ain't what I'm after
Sure, I admire you, sure, you inspire me
But you've been not getting back so
I'll wait at the Sainbury's
Counting my change making bank on the upcoming roster

And we'll stop you 
Your expert double X's
Oh yeah, a big stock holder extra cold with two X's
That never talking thing you do
Is effective, it's effective
Your shoulder's icy colder, oh
Than a death wish, than a death wish

But who needs love when there's law and order
And who needs love when there's Dukes of Hazard
And who needs love
When the sandwiches are wicked and they know you at the Mac store

Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I'm so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
They're so excited
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
When I think about Leeds United
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
I'm getting frightened
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
The blacks, the blacks, the blacks and beat kids
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
It's so exciting
Uh uh uh uh oh oh oh oh oh uh oh
Someday, someday, someday, someday, someday, someday

Leeds United