It's getting hard to fall in love today

Everybody's gone away

So if you find a guy, make sure it's the right kind

Cause the good ones are hard to find ...

He doesn't know-how to dance

He knows nothing about romance

Doesn't even like your friends ... Forget it!

He still kisses like in the movies

He reads detective stories

He's allergic to strawberries... Forget it!

Always talking about his mother

And cannot stand Your favourite colour

A think you better rind another... Forget it!

He's not the nun for you

He's the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you

He's the wrong gay for you

He complains that he's broke

Spends his money buying coke... Forget it

He does nothing but criticize

And let you catch him telling lies

He doesn't even have blue eyes... Forget it!

He only likes Italian food

Is' always in a filthy mood

He does not look good in the nude... Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He's the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the mart for you

He's the wrong guy for you

He won't lay in the sun

He stays home and gets stoned... Forget it!

And when it comes to bed behaviour... Forget it!

He does nothing for an encore... Forget it!

While you are stilt waiting for more... Forget it!

He's not the man for you

He's the wrong guy for you

Hang up the phone on him

Don't waste your time

He's not the man for you

He's the wrong guy for you

He doesn't tell very good jokes

He spends his money buying coke... Forget it!

He is not so keen on your cooking

And disapproves of disco dancing

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