The other night I had a craving
For some fresh warm dripping meat
So I went out to find a crack-whore
Not too infested with disease

Once I found a suitable specimen and took her in my truck
I noticed I had a hard-on and that I needed a fuck

Though this bitch didn't look too bad
The state of her cunt was pretty bad
It seemed she had some sort of crust
Made of blood, cum, shit and pus

So I asked her, "Bitch, how much for a blowjob?"
She said, "For ten bucks I'll suck your dick like a doorknob"
I whipped it out, she took it deep-throat
That's when I started feeling disgust and doubt

While she was sucking and slurping away
I decided to put an end to this play
So I grabbed my knife, sharpened and white
And prepared to put an end to her filthy life

Teabagged to death – I brought that knife down into her neck
Teabagged to death – My testicles in her mouth trembled as she retched
Teabagged to death – I didn't expect she'd bite down so hard
Teabagged to death – I had to slit her guts open to get my fucking balls out