Everybody,
Clap your hands in the air
And follow the music man!

I am the music man
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
I play piano

Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no

I am the music man
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
I play the trombone

Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa

Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no

I am the music man
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
I play the bagpipes

Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave

Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa

Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no

Woah woah woah woah (woooooo)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (yeaaaa)
Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi! )
Oggy! Oggy! Oggy! (oi! oi! oi! )

I am the music man
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
Match of the Day!

Plays Match of the Day

Bagpipes!
Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave

Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa

Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no

I am the music man
I come from down your way
And I can play
What can you play?
I play the Dambusters

Plays Dambusters

Match of the Day!
Plays Match of the Day

Bagpipes!
Plays bagpipes to the tune of Scotland the Brave

Trombone!
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Um-pa-pa um-pa-pa
Umpa-umpa-um-pa-pa
Umpa-um-pa-pa

Piano!
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-no pia-no
Pia-pia-pia-no
Pia-pia-no

Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Here we go, here we go, here we go
I am the music man! Hey!