I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Let's do Tommy Cooper
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Frank Spencer
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice

Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Try Michael Barrymore
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, the back

Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, ooh, couldn't have been like that?

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Here's Victor Meldrew
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone

Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Here come the Gladiators
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust

Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice, mmm
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, ooh, couldn't have been like that?

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

It's Eric Cantona
Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight the back
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, Betty, oh that's nice
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, oh, thank you very much

I am the mimic man
I come from down your way
And I can do (Who can you do?)

Please welcome, Bruce Foresythe
Nice to see you, to see you nice, nice to see you, to see you nice
Nice to see you, to see you nice, what do points make prizes

Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
Ooh ah Cantona, say ooh ah Cantona, yeah!
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Oh, my God, I don't believe it
Oh, my God, I don't believe it, Michael's on the phone
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight
Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, Oh-wight, the back
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, oh that's nice, oh that's nice
Oh Betty, oh that's nice, I gotta bit of trouble, mmm
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, just like that
Just like, just like, just like that, not like that, like that

I am the mimic man... Oh yeah!