Ooooh, dance crasher

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher

Oh no no

Don't break it up

Please don't make a fuss

Don't use a knife

Take another feel(?) of life


You'll be sorry, you'll be so sorry

You'll be sorry, let me tell you, wha-oooo

There is a debt sometimes, wha-oooo

You won't have a chance, wha-oooo

That will be your last dance, wha-oooo


Ooooh, dance crasher

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher

Oh no no

Don't break it up

Please don't make a fuss

Go to a gym

Get yourself in trim


Be a glim fibre (?)

'stead of a dance crasher

Let me tell you, wha-oooo

Be a gentleman, wha-oooo

You could be a champion, wha-oooo

Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo


instrumental break


Ooooh, dance crasher

Oo-oo-oo-ooh, dance crasher

Oh no no

Don't break it up

Please don't make a fuss

Go to a gym

Get yourself in trim


Be a glim fibre (?), a price fighter (?)

'stead of a dance crasher

Let me tell you, wha-oooo

Be a gentleman, wha-oooo

You could be a champion, wha-oooo

Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo


Ooooooo, dance crasher

Whoahh! Wha-ooo

Be a gentleman, wha-oooo

You could be a champion, wha-oooo

Like Mr Bunny Grant, wha-oooo


Ooooooo, dance crasher

Whoahh...