(Verse 1)
So you're in love with a straight girl
I see, the problem all the time
Is for you, that keep asking me
What do I do to change her mind
Absolutely nothing 'cause it's probably a waste of time
After, time I see it again
You've got a crush
You're in love with your straight best friend
So, What can I do to change your ways
Because a straight girl will come
But a straight girl will never stay

(Chorus)
Why, oh why do you think it's okay
To pursue when you knew she wasn't gay
Why, why are you coming to me when it's
Five words to learn let the straight girls be

(Verse 2)
Let's rewind to the time when you first came out
When a guy would imply that you had a doubt
It's on the cycle and you're part of it too
Every group is guilty, now the blame is placed on you
Should move on, it's not happening here
If she tells you that she's straight
That doesn't mean that she's queer
What can I do to get it through your brain
Just don't fall in love with the only one you can't obtain

(Chorus)
Why, oh why do you think it's okay
To purse when you knew she wasn't gay
Find the right girl for you
When you're done the right one will
Love girls too
Don't do it stop what are you doing
Don't do it stop what are you doing
Find the right girl for you
When you're done the right one will
Love girls too