Michael: Happy Halloween Everybody!

Cameron: Yo, dog, where are you guys. 
I can't find you, it's so dark out here.

Michael: Hey Cameron, don't steal my candy, man.

Cameron: Are you guys ready to get crazy?

Michael: I was working in the lab late one night 

Cameron: When my eyes beheld an eerie sight 

Michael: For my monster from his slab began to rise 

Cameron: And suddenly to my surprise 

Zach: From my laboratory in the castle east 
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast 
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes 
To get a jolt from my electrodes 

Michael: And the Zombies were having fun

Cameron: The party had just begun

Michael: The guests included Wolf Man

Cameron: Dracula and his son!

Zach: The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds 
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds 
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive 
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" 

He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 
The monster mash 
It was a graveyard smash 
He did the mash 
It caught on in a flash 
He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 

Michael: Yo, Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring 

Cameron: Seems he was troubled by just one thing 

Michael: He opened the lid and shook his fist 

Cameron: And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist, dude?" 

Zach:He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 
The monster mash 
It was a graveyard smash 
He did the mash 
It caught on in a flash 
He did the mash 
He did the monster mash 

Michael: Go! Go! Go! Go x4

Zach: Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band 
And my monster mash is the hit of the land 
For you, the living, this mash was meant too 
When you get to my door, tell them Zachula sent you 

He did the monster mash!
He did the mash
We'll go to multiple mashes!
The monster mash
We'll get into all kinds of graveyard smashes!
He did the mash
You're crazy, you're crazy man!
The monster mash.
He did the monster mash!!