You and me got a stupid kind of love Stupid in every way The only thing we agree on is that we disagree How can two people see so many things so differently? Makes me wonder what's the point behind this travesty Like fire and gasoline But you don't even like me You tell me were in love You and me got a stupid kind of love What is it about you that keeps me hanging around? Then you tell me you wanna get married, Im gonna puke! Stupid in every way The only time it's a good time is when were having sex You say tomato I say beef jerky Look what you do to me You and me got a stupid kind of love Every time you give me shit Stupid in every way Im getting sick of you. Using only half your half wit You tell me were in love isn't this just great for me?! You and me got a stupid kind of love But you don't even trust me Stupid in every way What kind of stupid kind of love is this?