There's no car that I cant break
But there's no bus that I can take
So I'm walkin', always walkin'
Can't afford to put you into the shop
You're never on the road, you're always
On blocks
You're broken, always broken
I'll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car agin

Body is all rust, your motor is fried
Junkyard said they wouldn't
Give me a dime
I'm hatin', really hatin'
I'm not even gonna get you fixed
Trade you in you piece of shit
You're worthless, totally worthless
I'll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car again

Busted engine, four flat tires
When I turn the key, you catch on fire
You can't be american, you must be
Mexican or made in Japan
You're foreign, I say you're foreign
Just turn over for christ's sake
Take a little ghost ride in to the lake
You're history, fuckin' history
I'll scam a ride from my best friend
Something is wrong with my car again