Lyrics And Music By Bill Stevenson


Crabs, Scabbies
The Glamour, The Fashion
Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me


Farts, Feet
The Romance, The Passion
Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me


Too Many People Bitch And Whine
About Being On The Road Too Much Of The Time
Ya Being On Tour Does Take Its Toll
But It's Way Better Then Sitting At Home


Alright Now, It's A Flat Tire


Alkies, Addicts
The Vomit, The Rat Piss
Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me


So Squat It And Thrust It
Cause You Are In Russia
Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me


Bring It On Right Now About Getting No Sleep
On The Dirty Floor Of The Broken Van
Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool
As A Matter Of Fact It's Very Very Cool
Ya Life On The Road Is Pretty Fuckin Cool To Me