My boyfriend never shaves
My boyfriend rarely bathes
He's got surfer magazines that he'll always save
But he's a damn good--

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Later operator
If lovin' him's a crime
(Later operator)
I'm guilty all the time
(Later operator)
He may be weird but he is mine

Oh yeah well
My boyfriend works real late
And he won't spend his make
Won't even buy me cheap, cheap cake
But he's a damn good--

Chorus
(He is mine)

Oh yeah well
He's such a quiet guy
Sometimes he won't say a word, not even "hi"
But he's a damn good--

Chorus

Oh yeah well
My boyfriend speeds around
On a scooter all over town
He's on a first-name basis with the cops
He's gonna crash if he don't stop
And he's a damn good--

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Crazy 'bout that boy
Oh boy, he's crazy about me
Crazy 'bout that boy
Oh boy, he's crazy about me
That boy is crazy
That boy is crazy
That boy is crazy
That boy is crazy