I call you every hour on the telephone
I work my fingers right down to the bone
I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone
Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine
Bought a mile of interstate in your name
I've given you everything
Baby what do you want from me

I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n
You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you can go to the opera.
Don't call my girlfriends, even the dirty ones
You think they annoy you, they wanna destroy you
I'm givin' you everything
Baby what do you want from me

Got you a picture you can put in a frame
Wearing a suit all check and lame
I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name
Took you to Target for your birthday meal
Got you an autographed buns of steel
So what a deal 
I'm givin' you everything 
Baby what do you want from me 

I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n
You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends
Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends
So you can go to the opera.
Don't call my girlfriends, even the dirty ones
You say they annoy you, they wanna destroy you
I'm givin' you everything
Baby what do you want from me

I give you everything
Zirconium diamond rings
I Gotcha LoJack for your pontiac
And some decals on your finger nails
And a a bassmaster, a singing trout
And a TV and a CD
And a DVD from ABC
And baby what ya think of me!
Burned all my porno
You say it offends you
Disconnected my X-Box
Baby what do you want from me
What do you want from me (2x)