kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
so is your dad 

you mom so fat she smell like crap everyday on da train
your dad so dumb he wipe his bum with his head 'cause he got no brain
you got no legs 'cause you stupid, you kick dog and cum in his head.
your nan so fit, she got dd tit, and the other one is peice o shit. 

kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
so is your dad 

hello, hello, jar love u 'cause no nigger else wud.
you smell like poo, can't afford new shoes and you ain't even got no crib.
in da ghetto you fought like a panda, you is bent over more than your grandma who is a
crackwhore and takes it up da batty. 


kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
your mom is massive
kiddies kiddies
so is your dad 

so dis is da end, something smells and its your bellend 'cause u ain't even affordin soap.
you fink u da rappa n u only da mars bar and I shit u out in da crappa 'cause u is a bouetian
wearin kappa. so fuck it.