I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando

He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother

He wasn't nice to Connie

His son, he shot somebody

For messin' with his daughter

Just like the Godfather



I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando

He's heavy and he's hairy

He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando



Well, I saw him in a movie

He used to be so groovy

Now he's eating mashed potatoes

He's a human Winnebago



I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando

He's a heavy dingleberry

He's really scary...Marlon Brando



Domino's delivery has brought me to him

Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in

He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin

Mr. Brando, please show me the door