(Leonard Phillips/Stan Lee)



I'm on crack

I'm on crack

It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack

I'm on crack



I used to hang around at the waterslide

Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride

I used to have firends, now I'm a loner

'Cause a twenty dollar rock is giving me a boner



On crack

I'm on crack

It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack

I'm on crack



Crack crack crack



Straight shooter

Get the chore boy

Dorsal rooter used to be my pride and joy

Face of fire

Don't look back

Richard Pryor, copper wire

Burn that mutha 'till it turns black



I used to hang around at the waterslide

Now I'm taking my strawberry for a ride

I used to be a dude, now I'm a homey

If you don't like that then go ahead and blow me



On crack

I'm on crack

It's giving me a heart a-ta-ta-tack

I'm on crack



I'm doing lines all the time

John Belushi was a friend of mine

Can't relate, I'm losin' weight

The thin white duke is on my favorite plate

A dummy line doin' crime

Standing on the street selling my behind

Grinding my jaw, breakin' the law

Stealing tens and twenties from my ma and pa



To buy crack

I'm on crack

I'm on crack

I'm on crack