his hair is red his eyes are green

he's like a person that you've never seen

he'll sing and dance he's been to france

but he doesn't seem to stand a chance



that's when i saw

howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)

howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)

howdy doody in the woodshed (going down on buffalo bob)

the woodshed



a smarter man would never plan

to have so many splinters in his hand

and clarabelle would never tell

coz he's afraid that he might go to jail





well what became of big bird

i know it's gonna sound rather absurd

they found some yellow feathers and some other debris

just underneath the peanut gallery

ask mortimer snerd ask charlie mccarthy

even oscar the grouch has seen his casting couch

that's when he caught a whiff of knucklehead smiff



and curse his job he works with bob

coz he was swinging from an old corn cob

and that's the thing bob pulls the strings

so you know it when you hear me sing

howdy doody howdy doody

howdy doody in the woodshed