Failure

If you don't expect too much from me, then I won't let you down - sometimes it's hard to breathe 'cuz I'm too busy actin' like a clown - people don't seem to like me, they think I'm rude, they say I'm crude - can't even be my best friend, 'cuz I hate myself, and I hate you too -- 'cuz I'm the king - original loser, I'm not a wannabe - born to lose, mouth of a sailor, there's not much more to me - I'm a failure -- 'cuz when I make love, my hand falls asleep - I said my own body don't wanna be next to me - 'cuz charlie manson and the son of sam - I say they're my two main idols, now, I wanna be - just like them