Spoken : The women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men
of the family to look relaxed, rested, and attractive at dinnertime.

For you they live in a quiet monastery
For you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short
They count to ten when you tell them how to drive
And when they're afraid they let you speak for them 

All hail the king of intimidation 
Mocker of good Christian behavior 
For you we wax, we scale, and chicken our legs 
For you we chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it 
We counted to 10 temporarily 
And it was somethin' about how you talk down to me 

All hail the king of intimidation 
Mocker of good Christian behavior
The roles of compromising for the family, you don't want some
There's only so much we can do to make your dress short

I am single 
I am weary 
You're just jealous 
You're just confused 
You're just hungry 
You're in sin now 
You're not happy 
You are petty 

All hail the king of intimidation 
Mocker of good Christian behavior 
He knows not of what he has wrongly done
Forgive his ignorant behavior 
You are tortured 
You are captured 
You are busted 
We were silent 
You were tested 
You knew better 
You are lonely 
Was it worth it? 
La,la,la