Took a drive with the little lady
We were headin' down the highway with her at the wheel
Big surprise – shoulda known it was shady
Shoulda known my big red pickup had lost it's appeal
Baby said she was ready for action, 
Revving up my engine and playin' for fun
Baby lied – shoulda seen this all comin', 
Shoulda seen the big ol' sign ‘stead of bein' so dumb - It said
“Welcome to Distraction, Texas - Population: One”
I was driven to Distraction
Just imagine my reaction
Cruisin' 80 with my lady
Riding what I thought was love
I was driven out of my mind
Cuz her body left me half blind
I was driven to Distraction – now she's gone
Leavin' me behind
Whoda thought I would never finish
She was cuttin' off my engine and itchin to stray
Left me there now she's drivin' with another
Shifting someone else's gearstick cuz I looked away, So listen
Stupid guys that close their eyes are roadkill when she drives
I was driven to Distraction
Just imagine my reaction
Cruisin' 80 with my lady
Riding what I thought was love
I was driven out of my mind
Cuz her body left me half blind
I was driven to Distraction – now she's gone
Leavin' me behind
Give a girl the wheel and you may
Find that she ain't true - So
Welcome to Distraction, Texas
Population: You
I was driven to Distraction
Just imagine my reaction
Cruisin' 80 with my lady
Riding what I thought was love
I was driven out of my mind
Cuz her body left me half blind
I was driven to Distraction – now she's gone
I was driven to Distraction
Just imagine my reaction
Cruisin' 80 with my lady
Riding what I thought was love
I was driven out of my mind
Cuz her body left me half blind
I was driven to Distraction – now she's gone
Leavin' me behind
Distraction, baby!