Why you rollin’ your eyes at me?
Think you’re better and smarter than me
Readin’ some books to get a degree
Goin’ to college ain’t nothin’ I need

Cuz I’m actually a student
Of the finest natural school
Learning only what I need to know
I’m attending Tucky Fried U!

Hail TFU! Livin’ our lives just the way we want to
Go TFU! Southern-fried and satisfied
Yeah TFU! Learnin’ the things that no school can teach ya
Hail TFU! We’re Tucky Fried U.
We’re T…F U

Why’s your nose turned up at me?
Thinkin’ you’re better an’ smarter than me
Mr. High an’ Mighty you’ll find
All your readin’ just ain’t worth the time

I don’t follow rules or reason
Like your carbon copy lives
You can hide inside your buildings
I’ll put my name up in lights

Hail TFU! Living out loud just the way we want to
Go TFU! Country-Fried and Justified
Yeah TFU! Learnin’ the things that no school can teach ya
Hail TFU! We’re Tucky Fried U.
We’re T…F U

Sing her praises far and wide
Hearts we raise to ‘Tucky Fried
Independence makes us wise
Hail to T-U-C-K-Y!

From these halls of mighty honor
We will pledge to fight your rules
Southern men who live their freedom
Hear our cry of TFU

Hail TFU! Livin’ our lives just the way we want to
Go TFU! Southern-fried and satisfied
Yeah TFU! Learnin’ the things that no school can teach ya
Hail TFU! We’re Tucky Fried U.

Hail TFU! Livin’ out loud just the way we want to
Go TFU! Country-fried and justified
Yeah TFU! Learnin’ the things that no school can teach ya
Hail TFU! We’re Tucky Fried U.
We’re T…F U

Yeah, T……. F U