[40 second skit to open about a girl with a finger in her ass]



[A.G.]

The Dirty Version, G.D. motherfuckers



[Chorus]

I got a girl with a girlfriend, she blow trees

Push V's and rock constant, shit

Just when I thought I had the bomb dick

I caught her cheatin but I kept it on some calm shit



[A.G.]

Check me out yo

Now I met shorty 'bout 3 years ago, my type

We get dirty everywhere we go, get hype

From the telly to the studio, flicks cars and parks

Used to see me in the dark, I sparked

And I lounge and I chill with it

Smack it and flip it and ill with it

Intelligent type, I build with it

And if I ain't with her, I'm probably delf

Had to flip when she told me she was fuckin somebody else

One of my niggaz?  Don't tell me it's him

Had to pause when she said it's her girlfriend Kim



[Interruption]

What?!  Say word son, stop playin

(Word son, that shit flipped me out son)

(That shit got me buggin right now)

What, what'chu gon' do son

(I don't even know what I'ma do son)

(I might have to get dirty)

(Straight might have to get dirty with both of 'em)



[Chorus: plays in background behind Interruption]



[A.G.]

Son I met the other chick, we kicked it, blase blah

Next was menage-a-trois in a Hyundai car

And my shorty's buggin cause I'm wit it

She really thought I wouldn't hit it

Had to touch 'em both with the diddick

Now it's on yo and I'm pourin Mo'

My girl and her friend and it ended up porno

It ain't no wrong ho, I'm in beast mode

But they love it when I perform slow

That's the norm though

They feelin me, but better know that I'm out for the long dough

Stop my shine and I'm gone ho (bye bye)

But I'ma be patient and see, what the future look like for them and me

Now when I bounce, it's reservations for three

And I let 'em get they dirt on when I got places to be

(Just them two) while they waitin for me

We pack the showers, three be in the jacuzzi, catch a flick

Cause that's that shit, get head through the movie



[Chorus]



[Chorus Two]

It's kinda real, but I'm tired of the nonsense

She asked if I wanna join, I had no comment

I kept my poise then I calmly responded

I had her open, fuck you both, so let's start this - and get dirty