Afroman

Afroman - Colt 45 lyrics

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**Says**

Whoa! Good morning ladies.
You like that stuff man?
I got a gang of that candy man.
I'll tell you what
My man on the guitar
Dude on the drums
Everyody gather 'round the mic
I'll tell ya all these great barney stories
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!

**Sings**
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
smoke that thumb of weed
when the marihuana burns
we can take our turn
singin' them funky rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
feelin' happy as ever
flyin' through palm bell
skatin' on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if takes those mercedes just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the kids kandy kets
we layed a fart
farted on the floor
farted so long
i grew a smelly afro
then i farted to the left
farted to the right
she smelled my fart
til her nose turned white
i thought to myself
"sheeba, sheeba!"
got my but lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he kissed me to the left
kissed me to the right
the gay little kissed my but all night
but i ain't mad
at her kissin dad
that's the best damn farts i eva had
i got a bag of bread
and a bottle of pop
i'mma fart that girl
just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
share that chicken leg
As the chicken burn
we can take our turn
singin' them funky rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my chicken
feelin' happy as ever
flyin' through palm bell
skatin' on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if takes those mercedes just don't sell
i bet my caddy will

i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but yes she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine
but she farted so big i thought it was  mine
i met this lady from Japan
never made love with an african
i punched her once, i punched her twice
i ate that food like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big butt and toes too
so i hopped in her feetlike a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck the keys in her car and she said *** 
shirmp was breakfast
rice was lunch
then her bungie cord busted open with hawaiian punch
met Kernels Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicked
if you just fart on me
i came in her house it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
share that chicken leg
As the chicken burns
we can take our turn
singin' them funky rap songs
stop and it the bomb like ching chang chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my chicken
feelin' happy as ever
flyin' through palm bell
skatin' on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
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