yeuh! ohhh hooo oohh
dadaa da da
la da daa (ioe)
ladadada (ioe)
ladadada

uh yeh..

i was gonna clean my room
until i got high
i was gonna get up and find the broom
but then i got high

my room is still messed up
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

i was gonna go to class before i got high (cmon) (check it out)
i couldve cheated
and i couldve passed
but i got high (uh uh)
im taking the next semester
and i know why (why man) (yeah heeyyyy)
(go to the next go to the next go to the next)

I was gonna go to court
before i got high
i was gonna pay my childsupport
but then i got high
they took my whole paycheck
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i wasnt gonna run from the cops
but i was high (im serious man)
i was gonna pull right over and stop
but i was high
now im a parroplegic (hahahaha)
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i was gonna make love to you (ohhh)
but then i got high (im serious)
i was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhhh)
but then i got high (you trippin you trippin)
now im jacking off (ahhhhahaa)
and i know why (turn this shit off)
cause i got high (keep going, they do that over here)
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

i messed up my entire life because i got high (go go go)
i lost my kids and wife because i got high  (go go go say what say what say what)
now im sleeping on the sidewalk
and i know why
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

Imma stop singing this song because im high
im singing this whole thing wrong
because im high
and if i dont sell one copy
i dont know why (why man)
cause im high
cause im high
cause im high

(are you really high old man)
lada da dadada
(he really is high man, get jiggy wit it)
skippy dee whaa
*fades