I take it Easy



[Verse 1:]

Upside down, I pick wigs for beetles

Pry 'em out and pin 'em to the polar of the see-saw

Sofa cobra shimmy out crater

Cradle my weight in double wishbone suspension

Versus AM clock radio bangers

Downside up in cripple acres and still the fountainhead

Spittle sniglets quicker than quidditch seekers snatch golden snitches

You could be a part of it

Just park your bark at 20 paces

Hold this target and we'll call this bitch a partnership

Man, the city bred the brittle cheapo

Little Lego people squeezing little Lego Polaroid in keyhole

Media breather needy burrow to hide all

While you friends and neighbors press stethoscopes to the drywall

Curl a worm tongue tight, bitten behind the vamp chopper foaming

Lamb choppy sock puppet fear and loathing

Need phoners a.s.a.p. to build careers out of misquoting

So I read Aesop interviews and get schooled on my own motives

It's a pocketful of nickels, like Cool Hand Luke decapitating

Parking meters when the pigs blew the whistles like windmills

I went to jail overnight for putting a sticker on a phone booth

Now in the time that you did the paperwork

How many'd the rapists merk?

Panicky banister silver surf over the wobbles where the potholes

Be the ulcer in the stomach of the God show

You blinded by the light you might just plummet through the cosmos

Meet Apollo sandman function before the whore hit the high note



[Chorus:]

I take it easy, the ice is thinning in the valley of the jeep beats

And when the freaks come out I hug a TV

Somehow a channel zero bender's less creepy, it's bliss

Repeat with a twist...Easy

When every martian in the market holler feed me

The all city opinion spicket leaky

You learn more when your mouth piece retreat, it's bliss

Now listen to this...oh OK

All day every day, oh all right, all night every night



[Verse 2:]

Whose capitain gon' spew stale venom? Not mine...

I hug a hammock in the bedlam

And when the potentially lucrative race horse gets deaded

I'll wake up for a second to help the betters count their blessings

But I cannot cratchet crutch the Ebenezer limbs much longer

Flaccid flimsy songbirds, classic dizzy wrong turns

For the long term got a dragon all achy

Torn between the lending of a helping five knuckles

And a charter your own escape

Now it's like, sufferin' succotash, bucko, ducks in the chuckle patch

10-4 on that, stinger opinion, wingman double back

Fuck it, Let him roam the home of the mange ridden emaciated

Slave pain cave children game

Not all players heal the same, learn it or don't learn shit

My radio is on regardless

I tune out pardons and tune in starlets

Carbon and pre-David/Goliath live Paleolithic bias

Who walks on all fours dragging the cadaver of King Midas

Now it's Thor dwarf war hammers, Elvin bow and arrow aimers

Documentation of the rate at which narrow tapers

Hermit crab, honest cat, trying to raise the roof in my own TV room

And still get the security deposit back

Call Ripley, skippy, motorhead dope fixture on some go to bed no dinner

Hold your head cold winter

Ease up out of the ghastly, desert dozer cliques stranded on cloud 8

Proud of their pogo sticks, I stay left

Along came a spider, sprung and alert, I stay def

He makes records with his tongue in the dirt

Suffer the dirty earth crisis with a license to flirt

Buffer the mighty tighty sequins with a price on the mersh

Covert Mr. Blizzard shoulder, he always acts all pissy

Plus your friend said I was an asshole when he met me

No bad moods aloud when you're in the public eye

Kill it, you are the weakest link, goodbye



[Chorus]